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End of Season Presentation Night 2017

March 1, 2017 1 Comment »

The Conduct Warnings return…

Squash players – The world renowned Conduct Warnings are returning from their 2 yr sell out tour of lower Byker to perform at the Annual Squash Presentation Evening on Saturday May 13th, 2017 at Tynemouth.
It certainly is an occasion. But – we’d like to hear from you. What squash ‘themes’ could we do songs about? – you know, anything you think we all go through over the years – like getting lost on the way to Primrose, playing the youngsters, hitting a bad or purple patch etc. Any thoughts, pls let one of the Conducts know – so any of Glenn Ward, Nicky Dobson, Daisy Dobson, Derek Collins, Jon Walsh, Andrew Walsh, Greg Strettle, Ellie Watling or Ian Campbell. And we’ll try and put it into a well known song and then murder it for you.

Also, if you would like to play in the band or sing a song a song a sing, get in touch as none of can actually play, it’s just an illusion.

It’s gonna be a mess.

The 2017 Conduct Warnings.

P.S. Does anyone know how to play F#

The Conduct Warnings in all their Glory

One Comment

  1. jim douglas March 3, 2017 at 8:18 pm -

    Hi,

    Born to run – The boss

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